Collected Laws

CONWAY'S LAW

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired


DEMIAN'S OBSERVATION

There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE".

GREEN'S LAW OF DEBATE

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

HELLER'S LAW

The first myth of management is that it exists.

JENKINSON'S LAW

It won't work.

LIEBERMAN'S LAW

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

MESKIMEN'S LAW

There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

WHITEHEAD'S LAW

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

From Edward S. Hume, M.D., J.D. General Adult Psychiatry, Collected "Laws"

I'm a monkey with too much time on my hands

This weekend I was thinking about how strange life is. I spend most of my time trying to get work done and waiting for the next distraction. I sit at home, working on crafts, writing or hitting the Stumble button. I haven't done anything meaningful or real in almost a year except the wedding.

I'm a little home sick. I don't miss the place, but the people. Most of my friends are there. My husband has noticed how bored and lonely I've been lately. I've never really missed anyone like this before. I'm not miserable by a long shot, but there are things I really miss about home.

Husband got guitar hero 3 this weekend. I don't like it. It hurts to watch and I don't like all the half -naked women.