In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired
There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE".
GREEN'S LAW OF DEBATE
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
It won't work.
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
From Edward S. Hume, M.D., J.D. General Adult Psychiatry, Collected "Laws"